She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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