she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
do nipples grow back?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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