just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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