**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
4 words: hood of his car
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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