areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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