Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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