Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
40s are totally the cure
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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