yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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