Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize