He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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