you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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