420 ftw
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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