Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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