Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think I died a long time ago.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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