Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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