Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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