susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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