at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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