Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you win again, gameday.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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