I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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