The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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