And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
