He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
false alarm, still single
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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