we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize