try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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