idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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