marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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