Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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