i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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