doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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