at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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