he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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