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(708): View more from Illinois

i effin hate jeff goldbloom.

(708): View more from Illinois

but i totally would still bang him

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.

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(209): View more from California

Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"

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(443): View more from Maryland

She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.

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(917): View more from New York City

Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

God bless Atlanta.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.

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