she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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