I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
