We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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