I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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