everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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