used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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