She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think I sprained my soul last night
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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