Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No subtext here. People are naked.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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