Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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