If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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