just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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