You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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