I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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