kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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