Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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