walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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