oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I could have mohawked her pubes.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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