Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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