Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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