He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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