Well apparently he's into motor boating.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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