I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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