sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize