Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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