You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She bit a glass in half.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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