We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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