bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She is in my trunk
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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