I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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